Jerome Ford raced sixty-six yards on the Cleveland Browns' first offensive play to the Cincinnati Bengals eleven-yard line.
Alas, Don'ta Foreman fumbled before he reached the end zone to end the drive and the Browns would finish the first half with a little over twenty yards of offense (other than Ford's run) for the first half in a 24-6 loss to the Bengals.
Jerome Ford finished with ninety-two yards rushing and the Browns only touchdown to lead the Cleveland offense, which started Dorian Thompson-Robinson and was rewarded with a Watsonesque one hundred fifty-seven passing yards and two interceptions.
Cleveland slips to 3-12 in defeat and will play their final home game next week against the 7-8 Miami Dolphins.
Brownie Bits
1) During the CBS broadcast, sideline reporter Aditi Kinkhabwala reported that she had spoken with Jimmy Haslam before the game and that Haslam was overwhelming in his praise towards Kevin Stefanski and Andrew Berry and that the Browns won't be making any front office changes.
2) When you watch something this dreadful in such a painful season and that's the news that breaks?
It's just head-shaking in how utterly lost this franchise currently is.
3) Myles Garrett's sack of Joe Burrow was number one hundred for his career, which gave Garrett the honor of being the youngest player to reach that number.
Earlier this year, Garrett became only the second player (Lawrence Taylor) ever to finish with over ten sacks for five consecutive seasons.
4) I'm not against the Browns starting Dorian Thompson-Robinson in the final two games of the season.
The Browns need to earn draft position and then pray that Andrew Berry is somehow unable to reach the draft room in any capacity to do anything smart but the first step of the journey is be as bad as you can
5) Can we please dispose of the narrative that the Browns "Need to see what they have in DTR" now?
It's not hard to see what they have- a strong runner without a good arm, slight frame, gets knocked around easily, and tries to make plays with his legs which often results in turnovers.
DTR is the type of player that dazzles in pre-season against lesser talented opponents but his shortcomings are glaring when he plays in regular season games and with his style, I'm fine with him as a third quarterback if your wagon is hitched to a DeShaun Watson type passer.
If you don't use that type of quarterback, DTR, I hear Winnipeg is lovely at this time of the year.
6) The Jerome Ford run on the Browns first offensive play for sixty-six yards was over three times the number of yards the Browns would gain for the remainder of the first half.
7) Don'ta Foreman fumbled the football inches away from crossing the goal line to ruin the first Browns drive.
Interesting note on Foreman, he's been healthy and Cleveland had used him on the inactive list for the previous five games.
8) The constant talk about Jerry Jeudy's leap in production should now cease as Jeudy finished with only two catches for twenty yards but the takeaway for me was that Jeudy was only thrown to three times.
The common thread? No Jameis Winston.
9) The off-season extension to Dustin Hopkins continues to age poorly.
Hopkins, who was given last week off to work on his mechanics, had one attempt in Cincinnati and he missed an extra point.
10) The Browns did have one chance to get back into the game as Dorian Thompson-Robinson scored a touchdown on a scramble but Jordan Akins was called for holding to negate the score.
Thompson-Robinson was hit as he threw later in the drive, tossed up a floater that softly fell into the waiting arms of the Bengals Jordan Battle.
11) I'm looking for positives and I found one in the Browns pass rush as they sacked Joe Burrow four times but the real positive was the play of Michael Hall and Isaiah McGuire, who each collected a sack.
Hall had personal problems after Cleveland drafted him in round two this past draft and only now reaching the field with regular snaps while McGuire was a player I really liked after the Browns took him in round four of the 2023 draft.
Hopefully both will receive lots of playing time in the final two games.
12) Finally from the That's So Browns department.
The Browns have stopped the Bengals late in the first half and the Bengals are running the punt team onto the field, figuring Kevin Stefanski will call a timeout.
Stefanski doesn't and runs the time down to a few seconds.
Now the Bengals have nothing to lose on the last play of the half and send in Cade York (Yes, THAT Cade York) to attempt a fifty-nine yard field goal, which of course York nails.
That's so Browns when Cade York connects from fifty-nine yards and the guy the Browns extend misses his only kick on an extra point.